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I’m glad my make-up indicates my lack of character. Go fuck yourself, bro.
I’ve never put blush on my butt cheeks or lipstick on my asshole, wanna make out with it?
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Have you ever watched reality tv… ON WEED?
Okay, the other day I got pretty fucking stoned for the first time in months.
It was lovely. I panicked a bit because I had to go be in front of a lot of people almost immediately after, but the panic was brief, and the awesomeness prevailed.
Anyway, while stoned, I watched a little bit of Wife Swap because the tv was on and I was in front of it.
Holy fuck, this show is ridiculous.
I don’t know where to start— in perhaps how incredibly contrived the family’s behavior seemed, or just how utterly insane these people really must be for them to act that way. Moreover, I was really blown away by the fact that these people were confidant enough about their parenting skills to allow them to be broadcast on cable tv.
What have we come to as a society?
Anyway, fuck you guys. This one bitch, she was a mom and she yelled and cussed at her kids and if they didn’t take the garbage out, she would come into the kid’s room and dump the garbage out on the floor. Like, eggshells, empty cereal boxes, everything. Right in their fucking room, man.
Then this other mom? This bitch was like… letting her kids run around and tear the house up. They showed her oldest kid eating spagetti off of the concrete ground outside while the two family dogs were eating it too.
WHAT.
This shit is on tv. And I know most people are not thinking critically about what it means that:
- This is being provided as entertainment in the middle of the day
- People are choosing this as their entertainment in the middle of the day
- CPS (Child protective services) is not being called on dog mom?
- This shit was fucking scripted, too man.
They had scenes where they made each mom dress up like the other mom by changing clothes, removing or applying makeup, etc. And they made it look like it was the idea of the fathers and children, when this is obviously just something the show makes the parents do. I have watched this show before, and I remember the parents just taking over, not exactly becoming the other mom for an afternoon.
Most reality programs are scripted in one way or another. The producers encourage people to start saying things that may provoke a fight, or will induce tears. They don’t end up getting their lights punched out just because cameras are around, y’all.
Anyway, I’m all for taking in whatever kind of entertainment floats your boat, but we have to be able to think critically about it, too. I did so while stoned out of my motherfucking mind, but hopefully we don’t all need pot to think critically, lol.
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now that is a real gentleman, ladies
I SURE DO.
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The beauty of Tumblr is you can go fuck yourself if you don’t like my posts.
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I would fuck Adrien Brody into reckless abandon.
the nose, the lips. his face is very inviting, in several ways…
WHITE SNOOP DOG WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN
If adiren brody smokes pot, I think my vag just went sploosh.
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Just take their word for it.
In pretty much every case, that is what you should do.
I’m speaking in a sense of homophobia, racism, sexism, cis-ism and abilism, and other forms of ignorant offenses.
If someone tells you how what you said or did made them feel, just take their word for it. Especially if you’ve offended them, and they have enough decency and patience to stay calm and lay some truth on you.
“Well, everybody does/says that,” is not a valid reason for you to do it, too.
“I’m not a racist/misogynist/homophobe,” is not some magical spell that gives you the ability to always say the right thing.
We all fuck up. Look, I just wrote fuck in a post where I’m talking about not offending people! See! It’s that easy.
Appreciate the fact that you were just a jerk to somebody, but they are kind enough to swallow their rage and transform it into something useful. Shut your mouth, absorb the generosity, and use it as a learning opportunity.
Never, under any circumstances, tell someone who you offended through your words or actions how they ought to feel.
That is not for you to decide.
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DRUNKEN ADVICE
I have had some beers, and I wanna do drunken advice!!
Do y’all need some advice from an attractive, intelligent, fun-loving, warm-hearted, hilarious, well-read, musically-inclined and did I mention attractive and single woman?
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FUCK OFF, WORLD
I AM ENJOYING HOT WINGS, FRENCH FRIES & BEER WHILE CHILLIN WITH NO MOTHERFUCKIN’ PANTS ON.
YOU CAN TAKE AWAY MY HEALTH CARE FUNDING, BUT YOU CAN’T TAKE AWAY MY ABILITY TO CHILLAX SO HARD MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA BE ME.
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PREACH
PRAISE
happening so much lately..
How fitting
Oh look. GPOY.
How apt to my existence.
FAMILY MEMBERS ARE NOT EXEMPT.
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